is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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