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  • 68 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:04pm

    Who the heck gets their entire office building to vote on someone named "Sven?" Who has so little life that THAT'S what they do?

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:21pm

    Many great questions have been raised in this debate. Does Sven the Fisherman like being "dicked?" Who the hell holds a vote within their office on a fellow named Sven? If your at the office, don't you have work to do? But I believe the real question is, who the fuck remembers the fourth anniversary of the last time they shit their pants?

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:40am

    If shitting your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:46pm

    My apologies man... *I think Sven likes to get "Dicked"... Better?

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:58pm

    Sven has brought class, and a great vocabulary to this forum! Go Sven! -Sven the Fishermans #2 Fan!

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:24am

    do u mean shit? Or shart. There is a difference...

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:33pm

    yay for sort-of functioning like a human.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:18pm

    Eeeewwwwww **white girl**

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:32pm

    dont wear white after labor day

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:31pm

    my brother shits himself everytime he gets drunk. the other night instead of pulling over to barf, i had to pull over so he could shit. needless to say, he still pooed himself.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:33pm

    the text wasnt the greatest....but tfln history, no one has posted "first". Be jubilant, my children

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:14pm

    His 'office' probably consists of a ratty futon and a few bookcases crumbling under the weight of limited edition action figures and porn dvds.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:14pm

    I agree. I'm the king of shitting my pants. I have the Usain Bolt of bowels. I eat. I shit. Immediately.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:51pm

    Who the fuck says "whilst" on a forum like this?! Everyone in my office building voted that Sven DOES want to get dicked so we are giving the win to the other guy for exposing the utter "Douchery" portrayed by Sven.

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:01pm

    Meanwhile, who the fuck has his office building vote on something so stupid from an online forum??

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:02am

    Several times I've had my period start unexpected and stained my pants but I didn't text anybody about it and I don't keep the anniversary dates.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:50pm

    this text wasnt even funny

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:32pm

    Adding to my faves hahaha

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:19pm

    I feel as though the brief moment in history is more entertaining than this text. Must be splendiforous. -Junebug

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:45pm

    Sven wins. High five.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:27pm

    Sven likes to correct people yet he wrote "be be" at 3:51. Eat a dick, Sven!

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:35pm

    i think sven likes to get dicked

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:13pm

    I think he gave himself a thumbs up too.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:21pm

    Sven is the epitome of a badass, I think he wins any argument. -Sven the Fisherman's #1 fan

  • 31 32
    Submitted by Shaunpecan on Feb 26, 12 at 12:05am

    I can't wait to celebrate my one year poopantsaversiary. It was this past new years eve.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:58pm

    I shit my pants tonight!