I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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