so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We are all done wearing pants today
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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