You smell like stripper and shame
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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