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  • 76 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:46pm

    Isn't it kinda repetitive, I mean, strippers already smell like shame.

  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:45pm

    LOOOOOOOSER.. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT SHIT?

  • 81 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:48pm

    Been there, done that.

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:04pm

    And another Family Guy quote...

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:06pm

    6:03 No one cares about retards. They're not people.

  • 76 74
    Submitted by briar_angel on Jan 27, 10 at 11:50pm

    mmmm.... the smell of friday nights.\n\n\n\njk

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:50pm

    I had to ask the stripper that was taking care of me yesterday what she was wearing. Apparently shame = Calvin Klein's Obsession

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:09pm

    6:03, go die. 5:55, it's me, 5:50; fuck me silly.

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:17pm

    i tell people they look like shit thru texts even tho i cant see them...who cares

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:13pm

    I think that's the point dumbass

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:00pm

    Fuck 12:12 12:12 12:12 12:12 12:12 12:12 12:12 12:12

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:49pm

    My cats breath smells like cat food.

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:49pm

    5:40, you obviously have a fake sense of humor. This text is actually very funny.

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:40pm

    Obvious fake... why would you text someone who was close enough for you to smell? Lame...

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:49pm

    that quote is from multiple tv shows and movies

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:58pm

    WE NEED A NEW ONE!!!

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:52pm

    has to be from will hancock

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:03pm

    Today, my mentally disabled son found out that Santa does not exist - deducing that I had effectively lied to him for over ten years. Now he has a lifelong trust issue with his own mother. FML

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:16pm

    I feel like this text has been on this site numerous times, just reworded differently.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:11pm

    Today, I thought it'd be real cute to post an FML on tfln. I was wrong. FML

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:47pm

    5:40 they could just be saying that to talk about what they had done the night before...you never know

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:24pm

    I feel like 80% of the texts on this site are similar to this one. It's getting old.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:51pm

    This is from a Family Guy episode.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:39pm

    thats because I just hugged your dad

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:02am

    I dont care what anyone says i found this hillarious.

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:12pm

    you just did it though