Your dad touched me again.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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