What should our trivia night team be named?
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i dont even know how to be here
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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