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  • 97 43
    Submitted by livewire on Jan 1, 11 at 1:24pm
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    I've felt that same way

  • 67 50
    Submitted by Taipan on Jan 2, 11 at 11:34pm
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    Kudos for saying "make love" rather than "bone" or "fuck."

  • 65 46
    Submitted by BubbleGum_Smile on Jan 1, 11 at 7:44pm
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    Sounds like a winner.

  • 48 37
    Submitted by darwian on Jan 2, 11 at 2:45am
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    Clearly that is not hot sauce.

  • 45 34
    Submitted by MadF00L on Jan 2, 11 at 12:05am
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    Awwwww.

  • 40 31
    Submitted by lilbabymarj on Jan 7, 11 at 3:09pm
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    awe such a sweet talker.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by thechick99 on Jan 5, 11 at 1:12am
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    Classy.

  • 30 31
    Submitted by mr_Mann on May 30, 11 at 9:18pm
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    In soviet Russia air mattress makes love to you

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 2, 11 at 8:44pm
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    As a txt mssg.,. Fail.,. But if she was nxt to u and u told her tht up close.,. Maybe.,.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Biitsy on Jan 1, 11 at 1:40pm
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    That's so sexy!looser!!!

  • 28 44
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jan 5, 11 at 1:31pm
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    These would make awesome lyrics to an '80s hair ballad.

  • 44 77
    Submitted by OneHottMess on Jan 1, 11 at 2:58pm
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    HOT SAUCE??? Is that you?!

  • 44 77
    Submitted by OneHottMess on Jan 1, 11 at 2:58pm
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    HOT SAUCE??? Is that you?!

  • 29 55
    Submitted by itsphoebs on Jan 1, 11 at 9:03pm
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    HOT SAUCE!!! is that you???

  • 31 72
    Submitted by OneHottMess on Jan 1, 11 at 2:58pm
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    HOT SAUCE??? Is that you?!

  • 34 91
    Submitted by OneHottMess on Jan 1, 11 at 2:58pm
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    HOT SAUCE??? Is that you?!