Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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