He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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