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  • 71 48
    Submitted by sh1thead on Jun 27, 10 at 3:21pm

    Someone needs to get Keith something to drink.

  • 73 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 2:24pm

    Haha what did you do the FIRST time?

  • 64 52
    Submitted by AshleyDAZZLES on Jun 27, 10 at 2:35pm

    oh gosh

  • 65 59
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 27, 10 at 3:36pm

    Mr. Anonymous, you're not as important as he though, the pretzel man has been here for a year or two, as well as I. But I never made a catch phrase.

    • 58 54
      Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 4:38pm

      Thanx for having my back little lady.

  • 59 48
    Submitted by CandyCane on Jun 27, 10 at 6:03pm

    Reading this is making so nauseous I need to EAT some pretzels..

  • 53 39
    Submitted by BorisYeltsin on Jun 28, 10 at 1:31am

    Why is pretzels a proper noun?!

  • 62 57
    Submitted by NoImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 3:40pm

    No, these pretzels are making ME thirsty!

  • 50 44
    Submitted by xXThatGuyXx on Jul 5, 10 at 2:18am

    That's happend to me b4

  • 50 48
    Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Jun 28, 10 at 2:38am

    Sounds like my ex boyfriend...

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 2:25pm

    Hahaha gett owned pretzel guy, I got my comment in seconds before u did haha

  • 60 68
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 2:24pm

    These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

    • 59 58
      Submitted by This_Nigga on Jun 27, 10 at 5:28pm

      An overused phrase from an overplayed sitcom. Hasn't been funny for at least ten years

      • 54 67
        Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 5:31pm

        I guess funny is relative because I laugh every time I post it. I guess you think your name is funny? I think it is overused and ignorant.

        • 60 54
          Submitted by This_Nigga on Jun 27, 10 at 5:32pm

          My name is just a name, and I don't laugh every time I see it

          • 52 73
            Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 6:20pm

            Enjoy your stupid name then little lady.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 27, 10 at 6:24pm

    This is lame.

  • 58 68
    Submitted by 7indi on Jun 27, 10 at 2:25pm

    First comment was clever

  • 46 51
    Submitted by disturbedin1992 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:59am

    Been there before, always the sign of a good night.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jun 28, 10 at 2:35am

    I may know the OP. The second time in a night and the sixth time in a month.