I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So vagazzling was a success
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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