is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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