so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we made out on top of his cat.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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