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  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:44pm

    You're a fucking moron

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:20pm

    mmm lucky you made it to the toliet!! a few weeks ago i came home drunk and threw up on my carpet. i ended up vacuuming it, and somehow, some miracle, my parents didn't wake up. luckiest night ever!

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:19pm

    how old are you?? move out

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:22am

    its worse when u try to sneak in high

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:20pm

    You're the story of my life

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:40pm

    Thank you 12:24. 12:17, choke on a dick. - ash the vagrant

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:14pm

    that is so true everything is really loud and feels as tho it echos through the house

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:57pm

    the first time you puke from booze and your parents hear it is a rite of passage. it will happen to of all us. move out as soon as you can, though.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by lochnessx78 on Feb 9, 11 at 9:47am

    Thats why you gotta do what i do. Turn on your shower. They may wake up, but theyll think youre just showering.

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:31pm

    who lives with their parents?

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:19pm

    Story of my life, it's the worst when you sneak in and you run into or knock something over and someone wakes up and sees you and you try to pretend your now drunk so you say good night and run to your room. At that point you just don't give a f*ck.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:17pm

    This text sounds like a Dane Cook joke or something.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:51pm

    12:17 and 12:21 ever thought the kid was still in highschool? How the fuck is he gunna move out???? Nice try tho.

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:32pm

    this is so trueeeeee!

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:39pm

    You're their parents

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:24pm

    I just love it when someone tries to insult but is too stupid to even spell correctly 12:17.... You're an idiot

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:36pm

    Lol this is so true ..

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:47pm

    what the fuck is a parent?

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:52pm

    Uh, Lauren, is this you?

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:37pm

    I live IN your parents

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:42pm

    You're IN your parents

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:35pm

    did that this morning, to bad my parents were awake (N)(N)(N)

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:21pm

    yeah move out... and thats gross anyways. try not getting drunk and then u don't have to sneak around.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:34pm

    (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:27pm

    go back to school, you fucking moron.

  • 46 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:59pm

    I love titties ( • Y • )

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:47pm

    Hey Lauren, move out or go puke OUTSIDE!!!