How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize