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  • 59 26
    Submitted by raylealadee on Jun 4, 11 at 3:27pm
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    That's a worthy quest, Princess.

  • 49 32
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jun 4, 11 at 2:15pm
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    OP is a guy

  • 37 25
    Submitted by heffernan84 on Jun 14, 11 at 1:50am
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    You want it to fall off and get lost for awhile..? And then be tried on women all over town before being returned to you? Sounds promising?

  • 40 31
    Submitted by McTastySweater on Jun 5, 11 at 4:41am
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    He doesn't have to be a gentleman, just have a perfect dick. Is that so much to ask for?

  • 33 28
    Submitted by RangerDan1869 on Jun 5, 11 at 11:18am
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    I've been told I have the holy grail of dicks, that close?

  • 40 43
    Submitted by filmfaerie on Jun 4, 11 at 5:04pm
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    Okay Marla Singer, paraphrase more "fight club"?

  • 32 41
    Submitted by JimHalpert on Jun 5, 11 at 6:05am
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    so buy a glass dildo. it's not that hard. (well, ok, it is hard, but it's not difficult)

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    Submitted by nilesf1 on Mar 1, 13 at 8:15am
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    Wanted to find this funny, but no matter how I think about it, it makes no goddamn sense.