i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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