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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 26, 11 at 12:02pm

    Wow, the best metaphor a slut has ever used!

    • 38 53
      Submitted by soutex on Apr 26, 11 at 12:15pm

      simile

      • 40 47
        Submitted by enmire on Apr 26, 11 at 3:46pm

        Simile is a type of metaphor.

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    Submitted by ChargersGrl on Apr 26, 11 at 3:00pm

    nice analogy!

  • 46 41
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Apr 26, 11 at 12:43pm

    chocolate, vanilla, lemon, empanadas or perhaps are you a carrot cake girl?

  • 37 34
    Submitted by hotmama66 on Apr 26, 11 at 8:57pm

    I got myself one of those too! You go girrrrrl!!

  • 39 40
    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 26, 11 at 3:21pm

    Hardgay, a\nBuffet of manliness.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 12 at 9:48pm

      How the hell did you beat the comment filter?

  • 41 48
    Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 27, 11 at 8:45am

    So he was the stale carrot cake with non dairy whipped topping that sits in your stomach for hours, leaving you feeling nauseous and bloated?

  • 36 41
    Submitted by morganmce on Apr 26, 11 at 12:21pm

    Man buffet = always a good night.

  • 35 43
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Apr 26, 11 at 3:11pm

    OP is a guy.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by danofballs on Apr 26, 11 at 12:38pm

    that's what he said