Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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