is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Randomize