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  • Submitted by Kazhrei on Jan 31, 11 at 1:52pm

    My question is: Why would you want to fuck a vegan anyway?

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      Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 31, 11 at 10:33pm

      They're delicious!

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      Submitted by GABAleta on Jan 31, 11 at 10:56pm

      No vegan diet, no vegan powers.

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        Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 1, 11 at 3:30pm

        I once turned away a whole group of vegans by serving a chili made of elk meat that I shot myself. Epic win!

  • Submitted by adfae on Jan 31, 11 at 2:12pm

    OP is an evil genius.

  • Submitted by J4A2C0 on Jan 31, 11 at 2:17pm

    Everyone loves to have the soft wet fresh skin of a baby lamb squeezing their dick!

  • Submitted by 310/951/805 on Jan 31, 11 at 4:28pm

    ...and that's the story of how you got HIV

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 31, 11 at 1:38pm

    Vegan or not, he should know that lambskin condoms don't prevent STDs. Lambskin is porous enough to allow HIV to seep through.

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    Submitted by tjsaysrelax on Jan 31, 11 at 10:39pm

    The name lambskin is misleading. They should call them lamb intestine condoms.

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    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Feb 1, 11 at 4:18pm

    A vegan guy? Definitely a pillow biter.

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    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 31, 11 at 5:20pm

    And possibly your immune system.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 1, 11 at 11:30am

    Or the full body condom.

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    Submitted by sexyemily on Jan 31, 11 at 11:44pm

    Oh yea those feel so good :)

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    Submitted by marsho on Jan 31, 11 at 11:28pm

    One word: POLYURETHANE.

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      Submitted by ScorpioChef on Feb 1, 11 at 1:40am

      did you not get the joke of the post? it's about a VEGAN using a condom made from an animal product........

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 31, 11 at 10:34pm

    Polyurethane is better, AND blocks STDs. Plus they make them now that they're actually pretty cool to wear; I know a girl with a latex allergy who swears by them.

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    Submitted by averizzle556 on Jan 31, 11 at 8:34pm

    thats pretty fucked up

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    Submitted by mrscookiemonster on Feb 1, 11 at 7:47am

    Fucked up yet hilarious