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  • 160 92
    Submitted by Kazhrei on Jan 31, 11 at 1:52pm
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    My question is: Why would you want to fuck a vegan anyway?

    • 41 64
      Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 31, 11 at 10:33pm
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      They're delicious!

    • 61 49
      Submitted by GABAleta on Jan 31, 11 at 10:56pm
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      No vegan diet, no vegan powers.

      • 51 51
        Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 1, 11 at 3:30pm
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        I once turned away a whole group of vegans by serving a chili made of elk meat that I shot myself. Epic win!

  • 132 65
    Submitted by adfae on Jan 31, 11 at 2:12pm
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    OP is an evil genius.

  • 104 56
    Submitted by J4A2C0 on Jan 31, 11 at 2:17pm
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    Everyone loves to have the soft wet fresh skin of a baby lamb squeezing their dick!

  • 98 69
    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Jan 31, 11 at 4:28pm
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    ...and that's the story of how you got HIV

  • 87 66
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 31, 11 at 1:38pm
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    Vegan or not, he should know that lambskin condoms don't prevent STDs. Lambskin is porous enough to allow HIV to seep through.

  • 76 59
    Submitted by tjsaysrelax on Jan 31, 11 at 10:39pm
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    The name lambskin is misleading. They should call them lamb intestine condoms.

  • 73 56
    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 31, 11 at 5:20pm
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    And possibly your immune system.

  • 72 59
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 31, 11 at 10:34pm
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    Polyurethane is better, AND blocks STDs. Plus they make them now that they're actually pretty cool to wear; I know a girl with a latex allergy who swears by them.

  • 65 54
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Feb 1, 11 at 4:18pm
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    A vegan guy? Definitely a pillow biter.

  • 59 53
    Submitted by averizzle556 on Jan 31, 11 at 8:34pm
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    thats pretty fucked up

  • 52 41
    Submitted by sexyemily on Jan 31, 11 at 11:44pm
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    Oh yea those feel so good :)

  • 54 48
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 1, 11 at 11:30am
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    Or the full body condom.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by mrscookiemonster on Feb 1, 11 at 7:47am
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    Fucked up yet hilarious

  • 56 54
    Submitted by marsho on Jan 31, 11 at 11:28pm
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    One word: POLYURETHANE.

    • 56 63
      Submitted by ScorpioChef on Feb 1, 11 at 1:40am
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      did you not get the joke of the post? it's about a VEGAN using a condom made from an animal product........