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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:37am

    What the FUCK... do you even understand what an eating disorder is?!?! People kill themselves over problems like that! You want a suicidal girlfriend?? What a SICK FUCK!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:25am

    That's alright. I only like guys with huge dicks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:14am

    okay i'm not sure why you would ever wish an eating disorder on someone, or want your girlfriend to have a slight eating disorder, because they're incredibly painful. that's what i think is wrong with you wanting a girl with an eating disorder...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:34pm

    No, those ones are perfect...easy and not fat.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:32pm

    Haha, genius. Me too!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:57pm

    hmmmm..pretty sick fucker...prob. has a small pecker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:55am

    not wrong at all. you need something to exploit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:43pm

    What guy doesn't? I see nothing wrong with it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:33pm

    LOL It's not wrong mate ;) I prefer my girls cowering in the corner and anorexic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:37am

    you are definitely the reason we females have such fucked up body images. thanks ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:39pm

    i agree with the body image thing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:21pm

    YES you are a douche bag and are probably fat and insecure yourself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:51pm

    you sound like every guy i went to high school with... you are a classic 847 douche, and yet... i love it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:57pm

    why does everyone assume the author is a female?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:34pm

    If only has a slight eating disorder, it's unlikely she's dipped down into the bones poking out look. But honestly, a girl who just takes care of herself - works out a lot and doesn't eat junk food all the time - would look better than a girl who avoids eating or throws up after meals.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:56pm

    yes. It is because of people like you I find so many women out there destroying themselves for no good reason. Not to mention that I know plenty of women (that you would drool over I am sure) that don't have either of these problems. Become a real man you prick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:55am

    no, but it might be wrong that i'm attracted to you based on the substance of that statement

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:20pm

    no. Its not wrong, fuck a fatty muffin top bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 10:49am

    Shouldn't they all ?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:57pm

    i want to say yes, but seeing as i do have low self-esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder...how YOU doin?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:49pm

    not at all, that's the only way to get em.. nice n easy... just like that hair crap :-p

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:25pm

    girls with slight eating disorders may seem to look good....but they're nuts. been there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:40pm

    wait...you all know there's a gap between "mildly anorexic" and fat, right? like, the sizes between 2 and 12? LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:19pm

    Wow, sudden flash of insight about myself vis-a-vis my last 5 GFs...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:04pm

    at least you're not tappin fatties

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:35pm

    you don't have to be ugly to hate guys. If you're a skinny and hot chick, you have probably dated a lot of shallow assholes like the ones on this post :D which would motivate you to hate them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:40pm

    I agree for the most part, but he has yet to discover that pure love is not devoid of desire. Pure love heightens the purest of desires. Sex within marriage is not sin, and it is not shameful...but the expression of the greatest bond between man and woman. It was made to be beautiful. If only the man who is convinced of his own worthlessness could see himself through the eyes of the woman who loves him for who he is and values his worth. Maybe then he would begin to understand.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:39pm

    is sin, that true love is a pure emotion of the spirit. And then he will wonder why love brings him nothing but boredom, and sex- nothing but shame. Only the man who extols the purity of a love devoid of desire, is capable of the depravity of a desire devoid of love.” -Ayn Rand, ATLAS SHRUGGED

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:33pm

    Great standards buddy. You must be a real catch.

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 10, 10 at 11:29am

    fuck of couuurse its wrong? are you fucking retarded?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:21pm

    this makes me sick. I hope you get herpes. and die.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:06pm

    Umm...we females? Who said we all have body image issues? This is seriously one of the funniest ones...ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:23pm

    if you think about it its the same with girls, we like guys with low self esteem so we can control them and muscular for the most part,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:29pm

    Way to go chi-town...way to represent.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:09pm

    I get the eating disorder bit, but why is low self-esteem attractive?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 3:17am

    Yes. And I am a naturally skinny girl who spends my free time working for an Eating Disorders coalition. It's all fun and games until your teengae daughter decides she doesn't want to eat anymore and a doctor tells you she can eat or she'll die. What else can I say, kharma is a bitch dude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:00pm

    that guy would be from the 847

  • Submitted by finland on Sep 10, 10 at 8:58pm

    That's the perfect woman right there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 9:46pm

    it figures this text message is from BARRINGTON Illinois.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:59pm

    ahhh, i see that i have some competition in this aspect...i'm sorry that i like my women just a little on the crazy side. what can i say, i thrive on the unexpected. its a challenge, its fun, and the crazy women are smoking hot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:12pm

    if you answered yes, go kill yourself. you are all fatties. this man is a champion

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:45pm

    Oh! Then I'm your dream girl! Who knew?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:36pm

    if you liked anything else you wouldn't be getting laid, all the fat chicks are lesbians

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:49pm

    Low self esteem and eating disorders are the key to a girls vagina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:25pm

    didn't realize MEN say 'smidgen'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:33pm

    No, he's saying he LIKES women with low self esteem and eating disorders. You should be flattered!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:20pm

    you know how many girls are actually like that? A lot. Id say about 50% of girls I know either have an eating disorder or have suffered from one at some point. And everytime I tell my boyfriend I want to be skinnier, he tells me that no guys like girls without curves. Clearly he's wrong. This text makes me wanna weigh like 95 lbs haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:01pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:48pm

    Kinda my perfect man...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:40pm

    not wrong at all... from the 847 and like the same type of girls

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:49pm

    HAHAHA the use of "smidgen" completed the text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:15pm

    No problem man, but now look.. you got all the women stirred up now with their emotional insecurities and whatnot...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 8:56am

    i love these stupid fat girls whining. fat girl: this is what women are SUPPOSED to look like. women have CURVES. dr. house: you have little people growing inside of you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:50pm

    being an 847, i have to say, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. thats why all the girls put out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:24pm

    hahhahha.. fat girls..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:32pm

    this is the best one ive read yet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:37pm

    "But a man who is convinced of his own worthlessness will be drawn to a woman he despises… His body will always follow the ultimate logic of his deepest convictions; if he believes that flaws are values, he has damned existence as evil and only the evil will attract him. He has equated virtue with pain and he will feel that vice is the only realm of pleasure. Then he will scream that his body has vicious desires of its own which his mind cannot conquer, that sex i

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:51pm

    You clearly have low self-esteem and I'm guessing a small dick as well. How unfortunate for you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:43am

    IS your name Sean???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 5:32pm

    No, you girls are incorrect. The reason you have eating disorders is because you don't have a brain. Trying to impress a jackass like this is where you went wrong, not that anyone is forcing you to do it. Try impressing someone worthwhile, someone who doesn't want you looking like you came from a refugee camp. The blames all on you, I'm sorry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:54pm

    YES also fuck you to the bitch who said "we females"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:59am

    if you didn't have low self esteem you wouldn't need a women who does.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:41pm

    They're perfect... Skinny and easy.. nothing better

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:42pm

    HAHAHAHAHA. That's totally what I thought when I read "women are SUPPOSED to be curvy." Fucking tell that to Audrey Hepburn, bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:58pm

    story of my life - if i dont make a girl feel like she has low self esteem she wouldnt give me - or any other guy - the time of day - i dont do it to put em down - it just... works

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:40pm

    Hey, there's nothing wrong with a big ass elephant sitting on top and going to town. Hell, there's no problem with me having to hold her stomach up either to get work done. Thanks for your time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:52pm

    im a frat bro. and as such am the decider as to what is and what is not cool. and i would like all to know that yes this is cool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:35pm

    I hope you die a slow and painful death...or at least get severely stabbed by one of your future partner's bones that are sticking out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:54pm

    Chill out. Freaking Starbucks-liberalism always ruins a good time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:20am

    this is so north shore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:39pm

    this would be from the 847...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:47pm

    You and me both - What they lack in sanity they make for in a willingness to please

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:42pm

    YES, there is something wrong with you. You suck and you are an ass. Eating disorders are horrible and women are SUPPOSED to be curvy, dickwad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:52pm

    i like really skinny girls too.. but the low self esteem thing would drive me insane..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:01pm

    you clearly have low self esteem... and probably a small dick as well. that's sad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 8:49pm

    That combination is what we call a "kept woman" Work that angle just make sure she cooks and cleans too or you're just poking flesh bags.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:05pm

    Well as the author of said text, I'm flattered by the response is received. Never did I expect tfln to have such passionate commentary. If it makes you feel better I wanted to hold a philanthropy in college for my fraternity focused on eating disorders(primarily to help my cause of penetrating some skinny sorostitutes). Yes we can.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:19pm

    No there is nothing wrong with that. Any Port in a Storm Mate! GET SOME!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:00pm

    if you didn't have low self esteem you wouldn't need women who do.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 5:25pm

    haha, this one makes me laugh. kinda proud to be an 847!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:59pm

    More people should heed this advice, girls might as well look good since they're all nuts.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:23pm

    Sounds like the average skinny slut to me!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:34am

    this is new trier township in a fuckin nutshell. go trevs!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:45am

    honestly people--if you knew anything about the 847 area code you'd know that eating disorders run rampant through the area. Don't judge--he likes what he's used too. stay skinny 847--otherwise people will hate you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 9:47pm

    amen, brother. amen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:16am

    go fuck yourself you stuck up snob bitch, you are the reason girls like us have eating disorders for three or four years. your a piece of shit and the only person who fuck you is yourself. i will beat your ass myself even if i am a girl. you have no idea what girls think when they hear shit like that. if you think that keep it to your fucking self, you dick head bag of douche. dont put this shit on here again.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:06pm

    Haha crack me up this is great!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:17pm

    give this guy my number :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:45am

    There is nothing wrong with this it all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 5:05am

    I'm right there with you player!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:21am

    This entire thread has caused some of my faith in humanity to shrivel and die. From now on I think I'll just read the funny texts and ignore the stultifying idiocy contained in these comments. -Enough Self-Esteem Not to Breed with Any of You and Pleasantly Anorexic in Seattle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:53pm

    ...can i get your number? or at least give you mine?

  • Submitted by chrissylovin on Nov 12, 10 at 1:01am

    My friend almost died from an eating disorder. Now her body is permanently fucked up and she now lives everyday like it could be her last due to heart problems. Go fuck yourself you son of bitch. You seriously fuck girls heads up saying shit like that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:24am

    That sounds just like Donny...wait...is that Donny?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 10:31pm

    Yeah, I knew a girl who was raped at age 12. I think I'm going to tell everyone about it on facebook.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:36pm

    so, i'm a female.. i think there is nothing wrong with this statement. i think fatties that are full of themselves are gross.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 10:56pm

    This is a ridiculous comment and it would be from 847.. you stupid stuck up guys!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:21pm

    i don't have low self esteem but i need these type of women. speak for yourselves.

  • Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on May 2, 10 at 9:07pm

    Wow. People are ignorant to think anorexia and bulemia are the only eating disorders out there anyways.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:44pm

    thats fucking hilarious sounds like every girl in the 847 area code (aka new trier) ahahahahahhaha

  • Submitted by BigBounceTricity on Nov 5, 11 at 11:08pm

    Wow.. It's awesome how pissed people got over this :)) I thought I was funny as shit but the peoples responses are even better hahah go team!! And for dude.. It good you have a type

  • Submitted by mamasugartots on Aug 15, 11 at 9:20am

    That's actually the typical standards for today's man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:53pm

    no if you enjoy bad breath pash (french kiss) , your esteem i imagine must be wilting below the gutter line also .

  • Submitted by emmikins69 on May 21, 11 at 3:24am

    Go die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:40pm

    Um, yep. That's wrong.