watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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