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  • 77 58
    Submitted by friedbunnies on Dec 6, 10 at 10:49am

    For the first time, I'm actually curious about the rest of the conversation...

  • 65 51
    Submitted by trickyknowsbest on Dec 6, 10 at 12:57pm

    Semen whitens teeth

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Dec 6, 10 at 1:05pm

    Where can I apply?

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 10 at 6:09pm

    Through-breads, huh?

  • 71 75
    Submitted by soko on Dec 6, 10 at 12:06pm

    I didn't think sex slaves had dental plans. At all.

    • 51 81
      Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 7, 10 at 3:20am

      Been said in the underground slavery market, some of the highest valued sex slaves are taken care of like prized through-breads.

  • 68 71
    Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 6, 10 at 1:05pm

    dental insurance? you don't need teeth to give great blowjobs. a

  • 55 48
    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 7, 10 at 12:46am

    Just because he said you have the whitest teeth he's ever come across, doesn't mean he's offering you dental.

  • 62 80
    Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 6, 10 at 9:47am

    Your dental covers throat massages? Fired!

  • 51 73
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 7, 10 at 3:18am

    Good teeth means good blow jobs.

    • 52 63
      Submitted by lori_ann87 on Dec 8, 10 at 12:22am

      no teeth means BETTER blow jobs

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Iwannacurpecock on Dec 7, 10 at 3:20am

    this was BY FAR the best drunken conversation i have ever had...even better than the time i accidentally almost had phone sex with a telemarketer

    • 54 62
      Submitted by jen84 on Dec 9, 10 at 1:01am

      interesting.

      • 47 57
        Submitted by Iwannacurpecock on Dec 10, 10 at 5:02am

        I was having a serious conversation with my friend about possibly becoming a Cabana Boy because the job market sucks...and as for the telemarketer...you can't tell me he didn't want it...and I'm not a whore. im just an over achiever...

  • 42 79
    Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 6, 10 at 9:48am

    Also, "in.surance" is considered spam?