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  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:07am

    something about that is just really cute. GOD that is hot...

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:11pm

    @10:18 they have to be over 40 to be cougars. If they are over 30 they are pumas. Urban dictionary it

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:53am

    I agree. Like when did this guy get so freaking hot?

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:10am

    lets hope you were BOTH very young when you were making these sand castles or.. yes. very creepy.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:22am

    I agree with 9:13...this sounds like childhood friends.

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:02am

    YES AGREED, it was VERY hot hooking up with my best friend from childhood. Everyone should try it.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:16pm

    they could be childhood friends who met up later on when they were older? it happpens, especially bc of facebook and myspace, i dont get whats confusing

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:36pm

    how could you not realize they were childhood friends . . . .

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:18am

    Yessssssssss, cougars are the shiiite. Just did it with one, me 19 her 32. Fucking awesome, they know their shit.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:13am

    definitely not possible to do EVERY position in one night

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:36am

    for those if u who find it creepy..... u live too much in the past.... live in the now, ur life will be more fulfilling... bang a 13 yo in 5 years (but please... wait 5 years).... ull know how great it is

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:24am

    every position is sooo possible....

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 11:39pm

    2:44 shut up if you did write the text you would not refer to yourself in third person plural

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:44pm

    i wrote this text and they were NOT childhood friends.

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:54pm

    Childhood friends, ftw.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:42am

    I got a little nostalgic when I read this.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:10am

    I don't know. Does sound kinda creepy.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:28pm

    aww, childhood fuck buddies, i could cry :)

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:06pm

    Not funny. Doesn't deserve to be on the site.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:33am

    This is Buffalo NY, that place is a fucking dump

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:00pm

    @1:11 puma = cougar = mountain lion = panther...they're all the same animal. Urban Dictionary is for 12 y/o girls. Point and case, look up your own name.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:32pm

    <_< Yay for WNY! x__X Sand castles? Hm. x_x

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:32pm

    this is definitely childhood friends. really guys

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:02am

    #1 Totally not childhood friends. There is nothing hot about that. But possible a 14 y/o used to babysit an 8 y/o and now they're both grown up. That's way more legit...and apparently hot. #2. No one fucking cares that this is from Buffalo, NY. 9:33 Please die. #3. Why is 9:36 giving life advice on a website about drunk text messages?

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:59am

    2:46 is right. 716 is all over Western NY. & not all of it is a dump

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 7:43am

    I'm amazed at how many people don't understand what is a straight forward text. How old are the commenters, 10? 12?

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:27pm

    the response is lame, which figures since the responder is NOT from B-lo

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:11am

    This text definitely needs an explanation...

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:50pm

    Ahh...the greatness of hooking up with that one hot babysitter from when you were little that's still hot. Priceless.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:24am

    it's very possible they were childhood friends, duh

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:46pm

    9:33 not all of 716 is Buffalo... moron

  • 37 69
    Submitted by dogmathe2nd on Feb 13, 10 at 5:08pm

    new york and alaska? bizarre to say the least. but sounds like a lucky little sand castle building sonofabitch. haha.

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:13am

    i think she means they made sand castles together when they were younger.. childhood friends?

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:52am

    i'd want my old babysitters as well as my childhood friends i used to have crushes on in elementary and middle school. plus i agree with 10:18 - they are...they know they shit and go crazy when you get them off (especially when it's been a while)