My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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