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  • 64 25
    Submitted by lilkymama on Feb 16, 12 at 12:22pm
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    If a girl is old enough to fuck, then she's too old to have a doll collection.

  • 55 14
    Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 16, 12 at 12:46pm
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    And it isn't statutory until you've had sex with a porcelain doll owner

  • 57 20
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 16, 12 at 12:31pm
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    I'd rather give her the win than try to jerk it on some creepy little doll. He should just be happy he's rid of a chick who has them.

  • 38 17
    Submitted by AllFuggedUp on Feb 16, 12 at 12:14pm
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    but a pearl necklace with a pink eye says it all.

  • 38 21
    Submitted by balletballet on Feb 16, 12 at 7:15pm
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    Porcelain dolls are creepy as fuck. It must have been a terror boner. Congrats.

  • 34 19
    Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 16, 12 at 6:16pm
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    I thought my ex was the only girl who called her list of lesbian fuck buddies that.

  • 34 28
    Submitted by chubbydigits on Feb 16, 12 at 1:42pm
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    Oh man. Not only do you fuck up her doll collection but the price of them. Hahaha

  • 24 12
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Feb 17, 12 at 8:03am
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    Creepy.

  • 27 19
    Submitted by D71 on Feb 16, 12 at 12:09pm
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    NICE

  • 26 18
    Submitted by Mizz_Kitteh on Feb 17, 12 at 12:36am
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    That sounds like it could turn into a fetish...

  • 23 15
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Feb 18, 12 at 2:42am
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    Said Pedobear.

  • 23 17
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 16, 12 at 7:32pm
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    I bet it is not the first time for that doll collection. Sure they could say a lot about her mom and grandma if the dolls could talk.

  • 22 16
    Submitted by trey11230 on Feb 16, 12 at 8:34pm
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    It's isn't

  • 28 29
    Submitted by deezknight on Feb 16, 12 at 12:28pm
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    THIS... FUCKING... RULES.

  • 20 19
    Submitted by danmendoza702 on Feb 16, 12 at 6:14pm
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    mommy issues

  • 20 23
    Submitted by Thard on Feb 19, 12 at 9:26am
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    For some reason, this is immensely funny to me. At least, it was, until I thought of my grandmothers' collection of porcelain figurines.