Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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