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my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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