is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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