It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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