If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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