You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:54pm

    today is apparently the day for old, used jokes to make it on tfln. awesome?

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:50pm

    Yay, this is from Houston bitches!!!

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:02pm

    Rip-off, sorry, not repeat.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:34pm

    In soviet russia, pause slurs you!

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:15pm

    Real men don't use shot glasses.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 4:10am

    It's way better being a lightweight Less drinks to get you drunk means less money to spend on drinks I hate being a heavyweight...

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:52am

    It's sad some of you people are so religious with this fucking site you know what the repeats or 'rip offs' are.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:16pm

    This is a Steven Wright (the guy on the couch) quote from his standup

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:41pm

    Okay Stephen Wright, I can steal jokes too.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:09pm

    "(440): you were so drunk you slurred your pauses" from August.

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:49pm

    Charles Rutherford says: u should put ur paws on my cock slurping my knob

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:20pm

    STEVEN WRIGHT. YOUTUBE HIM.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:35pm

    Oh God. This sounds like me, I'm such a lightweight...it's pathetic.

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:07pm

    Lol

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:39pm

    Goony goo goo. What the fuck is goony goo goo Gus?

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:04pm

    pussy lightweight or that was 151 consumed..

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:38am

    To 5:09(3) everclear is the shit

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:09pm

    Balls McLongcock says: Real men do shots of everclear

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:09pm

    4:54 fucking awful, actually.

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:22pm

    This one was on here already

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:02pm

    That anonymous guy is right. Steven Wright coined this phrase. Fuck whoever submitted this or the one from before.

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:01pm

    This is a repeat of one of the first texts I read here (august).

  • 50 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:45pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because you can actually slur a pause! He is just exaggerating! -Jeff