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  • Submitted by porksword on Mar 12, 12 at 3:42pm

    Everyone in your room got stuffed but you.

  • Submitted by jokinjoe20 on Mar 12, 12 at 2:49pm

    guys get impatient waiting for you to turn all of your stuffed animals around so they aren't watching

  • Submitted by 1123brian on Mar 12, 12 at 3:24pm

    This can't be a guy. 1) guys who text stuff like this don't have stuffed animals. 2) this is exactly the kind of stupidity displayed by most girls who don't realize getting laid is as easy as saying "I'm horny"

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 12, 12 at 8:56pm

    Some of us prefer women who are smart enough to not give themselves skin cancer.

  • 94 69
    Submitted by countrypartier18 on Mar 12, 12 at 5:45pm

    Definitely fat

  • 84 54
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Mar 12, 12 at 3:46pm

    Sweetheart, start with ditching the stuffed animals and get out of the house!

  • 62 33
    Submitted by ck24 on Mar 12, 12 at 8:49pm

    Most depressing start of a porno ever

  • 69 51
    Submitted by hehehAlllrighttt on Mar 12, 12 at 2:37pm

    Just walk outside and it shouldn't be too hard to find a guy, if you can't you have bigger problems

  • 66 48
    Submitted by dictatorforlife on Mar 12, 12 at 4:05pm

    Get off your ass and take the lead.

  • 59 45
    Submitted by Phys on Mar 12, 12 at 5:27pm

    How do you have an awesome tan if you don't have the energy to leave your room?

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    Submitted by bamajuice on Mar 12, 12 at 4:05pm

    On my way !!!!!

  • 52 51
    Submitted by carter_ronin on Mar 12, 12 at 4:05pm

    knock, knock ...

    • 35 49
      Submitted by jokinjoe20 on Mar 12, 12 at 11:10pm

      who's there

      • 34 37
        Submitted by Cookie733 on Mar 12, 12 at 11:25pm

        Banna

        • 37 31
          Submitted by skeezer on Mar 13, 12 at 8:43am

          Banna wonderin' when you were gonna answer the door.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by FiestaEddy on Mar 12, 12 at 6:21pm

    Fatty

  • 40 42
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 13, 12 at 2:46am

    All those cats show first.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Mar 12, 12 at 10:14pm

    Call me n I'll help ya out w that ;-)

  • 34 47
    Submitted by bigdickplaya on Mar 12, 12 at 7:19pm

    Damn you porksword!! You beat me to it.

  • 40 66
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 12, 12 at 2:48pm

    How can you tell OP is a guy??

  • 32 56
    Submitted by lwall on Mar 12, 12 at 5:23pm

    🈶

  • 36 68
    Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 12, 12 at 7:12pm

    put an ad out on Craigslist ya dumb whore

  • 32 63
    Submitted by bluemelon81 on Mar 12, 12 at 7:43pm

    I'd fuck ya. Just saying :)

  • 32 86
    Submitted by Llyr on Mar 12, 12 at 2:36pm

    op is a guy