They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
When did angry sex become our thing?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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