You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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