I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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