singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
soo... how was my night?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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