My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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