So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
this is an emotional support booty call
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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