Already got asked if we're dating
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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