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  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 4:19pm

    Rule: take whatever will give you the best time :)

  • Submitted by maskedman on Aug 4, 10 at 5:36pm

    I have a friend like this. He can be pressured into trying any type of alcoholic drink but will kick, scream and throw a tantrum if you try to feed him a vegetable. \n\nTen year olds are so immature.

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    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 4, 10 at 5:15pm

    Ecstasy makes even the sickest person feel like a million bucks. He's obviously smart than you.

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    Submitted by DCThrope on Aug 4, 10 at 7:14pm

    It's like an old lady I saw once who said, "Aw, $#!+, I stepped in some doggy doo."

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    Submitted by Darth_Taco on Aug 4, 10 at 10:15pm

    If he's like me, he's severely allergic to cold medications like Dayquil.

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    Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 4, 10 at 4:13pm

    He's hardcore. Duh.

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    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 4:45pm

    I kno A lot of druggies who will smoke/snort:drink whatever but they won't take a flipping aspirin for a headache!

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    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 4, 10 at 4:17pm

    Wish firsty would take some dayquil

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 4, 10 at 4:33pm

    Jooknow with the use of ecstasy, every sniffle, cough, sneeze, and body ache will feel great.

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      Submitted by ABassLineLow on Aug 13, 10 at 8:27am

      ....a wise man once said.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 10 at 4:13pm

    RAPTOR JESUS FTW

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    Submitted by elenaaaa on Aug 4, 10 at 6:08pm

    E is the drug of champs

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    Submitted by thats_word on Aug 5, 10 at 5:32am

    OF COURSE the ecstasy comment comes from the 3OH!3...of course...

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    Submitted by cmillss on Aug 4, 10 at 11:42pm

    Nyquil is where it's at

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 10 at 4:12pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty.

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 4, 10 at 8:02pm

    I freaking hate druggies

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    Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Aug 5, 10 at 4:27am

    I'm going to throw this out in the open and sat that E is about a hundred times safer then Nyquill. Nyquill is an American drug which means it will have an adverse effect on you, because the big "pharm" companies don't care about you; they just want you to buy their stuff again. I'll take the E over American OTC drugs any day.

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    Submitted by MiketheSituation on Aug 4, 10 at 5:12pm

    Now that's the situation right there! Do the guido fist pump!!

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    Submitted by abc101 on Aug 4, 10 at 6:17pm

    Then give him nightquil

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    Submitted by necrocat on Aug 4, 10 at 4:54pm

    I kinda wanna punch people like that