He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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