just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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