Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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