I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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