woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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