butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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