dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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