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  • 90 54
    Submitted by RockerRyan on May 7, 11 at 9:47am

    Did you remember to caress his bulbs?

  • 94 63
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 7, 11 at 5:13pm

    Just goes to show...you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

  • 79 76
    Submitted by TubeSounding on May 7, 11 at 11:39am

    Too bad it was only a handjob. Next time try sucking the nectar from his stamen.

  • 71 62
    Submitted by taylortunetracy on May 7, 11 at 9:20pm

    This is why I give blow jobs. no room for awkward conversation

  • 73 71
    Submitted by Michguy on May 7, 11 at 1:14pm

    Ahh 5th graders.

  • 69 66
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on May 7, 11 at 4:33pm

    Did you use the same hand with the green thumb?

  • 65 62
    Submitted by bigpapajake on May 7, 11 at 4:15pm

    gotta love eastern NC.....

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Americanism on May 7, 11 at 3:10pm

    Ahhh the married life, what a dreadful thing.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by mattdillon on May 7, 11 at 10:36am

    I think dumsumbitch got it right

  • 57 68
    Submitted by satanslilhelper on May 7, 11 at 10:32am

    Touche

  • 56 71
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on May 7, 11 at 10:13am

    You must not be very good at it then.