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  • 73 38
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 7, 11 at 5:13pm
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    Just goes to show...you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

  • 62 31
    Submitted by RockerRyan on May 7, 11 at 9:47am
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    Did you remember to caress his bulbs?

  • 58 49
    Submitted by TubeSounding on May 7, 11 at 11:39am
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    Too bad it was only a handjob. Next time try sucking the nectar from his stamen.

  • 47 34
    Submitted by taylortunetracy on May 7, 11 at 9:20pm
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    This is why I give blow jobs. no room for awkward conversation

  • 45 38
    Submitted by bigpapajake on May 7, 11 at 4:15pm
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    gotta love eastern NC.....

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Michguy on May 7, 11 at 1:14pm
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    Ahh 5th graders.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on May 7, 11 at 4:33pm
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    Did you use the same hand with the green thumb?

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Americanism on May 7, 11 at 3:10pm
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    Ahhh the married life, what a dreadful thing.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by mattdillon on May 7, 11 at 10:36am
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    I think dumsumbitch got it right

  • 35 43
    Submitted by satanslilhelper on May 7, 11 at 10:32am
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    Touche

  • 33 48
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on May 7, 11 at 10:13am
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    You must not be very good at it then.